Single-player
Action
Adventure
RPG
Steam Achievements
Full controller support
Steam Trading Cards
Steam Cloud
Family Sharing
2023
Download Available
Steam Store
Thirsty Suitors
File Size: 2.4 GB
Rating: 97% (Very Positive)
Added Date: Jul 10, 2026
Downloads: 2
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
Pre-installed Notice
This game is already pre-installed for you, meaning you do not need to run any setups or installer files. Simply extract the folder, double-click the game executable as Administrator, and play instantly!
About The Game
Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself.
The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.
Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.
Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…
Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.
As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.
Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.
The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.
Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.
Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…
Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.
As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.
Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.
How to Install
1. Download the game using any of the mirrors above.
2. Extract the archive using WinRAR or 7-Zip.
3. Turn off your antivirus or add the extracted folder to exclusions (to prevent crack files deletion).
4. Run the game .exe file as administrator.
5. Play!
2. Extract the archive using WinRAR or 7-Zip.
3. Turn off your antivirus or add the extracted folder to exclusions (to prevent crack files deletion).
4. Run the game .exe file as administrator.
5. Play!
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System Requirements
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OS: Windows 10 / 11
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Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965
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Memory: 6 GB RAM
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Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
Game Info
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Genre: Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
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Developer: Outerloop Games
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Platform: PC
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Game Size: 2.4 GB
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Released By: Annapurna Interactive
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Version: Build 12586856
- Pre-Installed Game No Setup Needed