Single-player
Action
Adventure
Casual
Indie
Steam Achievements
Partial Controller Support
Steam Cloud
Stats
Family Sharing
2023
Download Available
Steam Store
Noobs Want to Live
File Size: 191 MB
Rating: 89% (Very Positive)
Added Date: Jul 10, 2026
Downloads: 0
Noobs Want to Live is a fast-paced roguelike featuring several characters and a large pool of skills to choose from (that synergize with one another, too!) Fight, kill, grow. Each run is a new chance to create a steamrolling build!
Pre-installed Notice
This game is already pre-installed for you, meaning you do not need to run any setups or installer files. Simply extract the folder, double-click the game executable as Administrator, and play instantly!
About The Game
We have it all (or some)! The sword master hero, the fireball totting maiden, a mechanically adept summoner, a great yellow canine who literally creates gold, a master of bacon... Well, each character is unique, to say the least!
Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!
Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?
Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.
Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!
Finely crafted cardboard cutout characters give the game a unique and fun feel as you fight your way to godhood! Come and give the monsters a whack as you blow up the screen with fireballs and black holes, and then some!
Master specific skills that create synergies with one another to cause mayhem and destruction. In Peachville, 1+1 is not 2, it is at least 4.5! What devastating synergies are there, you ask? You'll just have to figure that out for yourself! How many synergies can you find today?
Rabbits, ducks...... strange and interesting poultry have a hundred skills with armed evolution and treatment suppression both.
Each upgrade may be what takes you from wimp to hero! Spend gold to reroll your skill selections! Oh, and gain meta-progression in the shape of talent points to make your runs easier as you progress!
How to Install
1. Download the game using any of the mirrors above.
2. Extract the archive using WinRAR or 7-Zip.
3. Turn off your antivirus or add the extracted folder to exclusions (to prevent crack files deletion).
4. Run the game .exe file as administrator.
5. Play!
2. Extract the archive using WinRAR or 7-Zip.
3. Turn off your antivirus or add the extracted folder to exclusions (to prevent crack files deletion).
4. Run the game .exe file as administrator.
5. Play!
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System Requirements
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OS: *: Windows 7 64bit
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Processor: Intel Pentium 4 processor or later that's SSE2 capable
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Memory: 4 GB RAM
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Graphics: Intel UHD 630
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DirectX: Version 11
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Storage: 1 GB available space
Game Info
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Genre: Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Stats, Family Sharing
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Developer: 元气弹工作室(GD Studio)
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Platform: PC
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Game Size: 191 MB
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Released By: Lightning Games
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Version: v1.2.0
- Pre-Installed Game No Setup Needed